June 2012
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I’m not even going to get creative. Let’s just say Neuer, Schweinsteiger, Gomez, and LOEW need to get involved. Aww yeah. Scoot that bare sexy ass on me Gomez. Loew let me pull your hair you cute old man. Neuer let me lick nutella off your face. Schweinsteiger just..let me fuck everything of you. TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM.
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I want to have a threesome with the bender twins. I want them to take turns doing whatever they want to me until I can’t tell which is which.
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i want to breakfast the german nt with some fava beans and chianti
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i want mario gomez just to fuck me really hard and make it kinky and against a wall like he’s holding me up against the wall and leaves bruises and scratches and i want to scratch the shit out of his back and just god he needs to fuck me or release the porno he has with muller because we all know there’s one out there
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Mario Gomez can cover my entire body with Nutella, lick it all off and fuck me on his dining table until i start screaming his name. And when he’s done with me, Manuel Neuer can take his place.
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I want to touch Bastian Schweinsteiger everywhere and never let him go
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I want Aleksandr Kerzhakov to do absolutely everything to me. What a fucking beautiful Russian.
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I want to give a blowjob to Gomez while his feet is playing with my pussy.
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I basically want to grab Mellberg’s delicious bearded face and use it like a loofah for my inner thighs and outer and inner labia until Xabi comes in and finds us both and looks at me with tears of betrayal in his sweet sexy eyes, saying “es que mi barba no es suficiente? qué clase de ninfómana eres?*” but then I grab him and say, “sólo quería probar las barbas suecas,...
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I want to tie down Zlatan on an auutopsy table and tease his testicles mercilessly with a rabbit’s foot until he starts crying for mercy, at which point I will start painting his toenails hot pink with the cheapest quality lacquer I can find so he starts getting woozy from the fumes and doesn’t notice when I start molesting him with a cold forceps until it’s too late. He will...
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I want to be John Terry’s personal slave. He can keep me chained in his room, and he can do with me whatever he wants.
I’d concede Super Mario’s shot in my goal.
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i want miroslav klose to score so he can backflip all the way into my vagina
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I need to pull on Mesut Ozil’s hair as he brings me over the edge.
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i want no I NEED for fenando torres to fuck me for so long that his highlights grow out and he’s a brunette again. he needs to be shoving dat huge dick of his inside of me all the time as i mark his entire sweaty body with my tongue. fuck it i bet he tastes like goddamn pepsi.
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starring: me, sabah, anna, lauren, monica, kayla, and lucy
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I just want to have my legs wrapped around Cesc Fabregas’ waist and have him pin me up against a wall and fuck my brains out.
